Fucked up like a bologny poptart

It's pretty fucked up.

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

bologna smuggler

One who loves the COCK!!!! Or one (male or female) who loves to take dick in any whole they can.

That bitch is a straight up bologna smuggler!!!

by KatieL October 23, 2007

Bologna balls

A term used to describe a person whose simple action shows great courage and/or enthusiasm but lacks follow through or any sort of skill, most often ending in disaster. Much like bologna.

A person tries to jump over a deck chair, hits their shoe on said chair, landing squarly on their collar bone. This would be the time to say: "way to go bologna balls!"

by billy sunday June 11, 2010

Bolognese

When you haven't ejaculated in weeks so bits of it harden in your testicles and when you finally blow, its like cottage cheese 🧀

Hans: "Did yOu ZeE zat Boii."
Adolf: "Ja, ze had quite zee balls."
Hans: "Ze will have quite the Bowl o' Bolognese."

by hypercoagulant September 5, 2019

bologna gobbler

Someone who specializes in the art of smoking bologna aka licking and/or sucking the penis.

Last night my homosexual friend was such a bologna gobbler becuase he was gobbling on bologna all night long.

by MIMOUSA February 24, 2006

ass bologna

The males penis after triumphant anal.

Yo, you look like a stamping pile of ass bologna.

My dick is such an ass bologna.

by coxman extroadinare January 9, 2008

tony bologna

when the butt cheeks are completely unflexed (i.e. when one is bent over or walking up stairs) and you shove your pointer finger and middle finger up the others rectum using your thumb to cup the butt cheek.

"yesterday when I was walking home I went to pick up a dollar that I found on the sidewalk and a bum came up from behind me a shoved his finger up my ass."

"oh man, a bum gave you a tony bologna?"

by little pedro July 1, 2009