booked out

Overwhelmed and exhausted by social media to the point of no participation. This includes providing no updates, comments, likes or tweets.

Person 1: Hey, what did you think about Rick's Facebook update? It was classic!

Person 2: I didn't see it.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: I haven't been on Facebook or Twitter in weeks, I'm totally booked out.

by Riconator September 7, 2010

booked

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

Boned Smile

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).

"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

Boondash

Boondash is any vegetation or any other form of small shrubbery, hedges etc. Excluding man made objects and solid objects such as trees and houses. Used when describing an occurance of leaving the road and not hitting anything solid.

He didn't brake early enough for the corner and ended up in the boondash.

by Dr T June 29, 2007

boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to

I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010

Booner

A spliff or joint used in slang, particularly used by posh yutes in North Yorkshire

“Late night booner with dhe girlfriend!”

by BigSmokeTing June 17, 2021

Booed Off Stage

Nickelback.

Dude, did you see that video where Nickelback got booed off stage?
Of course, who hasnt?

by lolnickelback May 25, 2010