Bog Leg

The cramp you get in your leg after sitting on the Bog for too long reading New Scientist, Viz or an "Art pamphlet" for longer than it took to drop yer guts

Dave: James was limping after he got up of that seat, looks like a case of "Bog Leg" to me
Dave2: Yea, that article of the Koenigsegg in Top Gear Magazine must have been 3 pages

by streaker30 December 18, 2008

bog rat

dirty ugly disgusting looking chick that lurks and attaches herself with good looking friends

"oh great another bog rat trying to get in through her friends"

by morgz October 12, 2004

aqua bog

doing a turd in the sea/pool/bath...

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

bog lady

Someone who is the best in the business (B)est (O)riginal (G)angster

That Bog Lady knows how to run her team. She really is a boss!

by Deustky February 9, 2022

bog diver

person who competes in the strange British sport of swimming in bogs- participants also known as "peat bog divers"

Despite the peat, the bog divers pressed forward and finally completed the race, drenched in bits of vegetable matter.

by Birkit December 17, 2006

bog stopper

A shit so large in size that it temporarily blocks your toilet whilst also extending right out of the u-bend and above the surface of the toilet water. Can be facilitated by a bumty

OMFG oh my god. I went to use the lav and there was a giant bog stopper twirling out from the u-bend almost as if it was smoking a giant cigar made out of shit.

by T.Ruxpillious July 20, 2008

Jack-Bogged

A combination of 'jacked up' and 'bogged down'. Jacked up and uneasy about things taking too long. Bogged down like a starved engine sputtering on its last bit of fuel. Unnecessary delays.

We got Jack-Bogged at that new restaurant, the food took so long.

time delay tardy

by Aurora Blew April 28, 2014