Bludger

A Scotsman

Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs

by Stevo77 May 14, 2015

budget beast

A person who can not afford high end street wear but some how still looks good. Typically shops at thrift stores. Opposite of a hypebeast.

Damn Jack is a budget beast!

by yodascrotch February 21, 2017

low budget fuck buddy

Someone that you fuck on the regular basis and she/he hardly wants any money out of you.

"Hey that girl sara is my LOW BUDGET FUCK BUDDY, she hardly ever ask me for anything... let alone money."
Fuck buddy friend with benefits

by devidev July 20, 2009

bludgenous

to be blunt in ones litery choices, with aspects of bathos or anti-climatic humour.

mum~ hows your day been john
john~ shit mum

(shit being the bludgenous word)

by Leigh Clayton April 18, 2007

dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.

"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"

by thriftybuggar December 4, 2011

budget

A popular and trendy term commonly used by the urban elite of Brooklyn to explain a shortage of funds while keeping your rep intact. See also broke po unemployed

example 1
Hey man you wanna go to the movies?
Naw that's budget.
example 2
hey, buy me a beer?
sorry, budget bro.

by Dee Dub January 18, 2004

Bludge

Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.

I have so much work to do, lets bludge. Where's the chocolate?

by Minuit May 10, 2009