west bloomfield

A very pompous city in Michigan, located in the very infamous Oakland County, home of the very materialistic, egotistical, stuck-up, and rich snobs. Every household contains at LEAST TWO Cadillac Escalades, Range Rovers, Hummers, Mercedes Benz, BMWs, Lexus, or other name-brand luxury cars. Everyone tries to one up each other, always trying to look better than the next person. If you want to live here, you have to be shallow, supericial, and have expensive tastes. You can always tell the difference between someone from Wixom and someone from West Bloomfield by their ethnicity, clothing, car, hairstyles and vacation choices. West Bloomfield habitants generally wear things such as The North Face, Armani, Luis Vuitton, Tiffany and Co, Abercrombie and Fitch and Movado. Typically, shop in stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Nordstrom. This is the home of many Jewish American Princesses, or JAPS and Chaldeans. It is often called West JEWfield. So many young girls starting at the age of 14 often get plastic surgery, pressured by the overly shallow society. Nothing in West Bloomfield matters but wealth, pricey fashions, high-class living, and looking good.

Look at that girl driving the newest Mercedes Benz model! She's wearing Chanel earrings, Uggs, a Tiffany's necklace and bracelet, True Religion jeans, and a North Face. She's probably from West Bloomfield.

You're filthy rich and you live in Oakland County. I bet you live in West Bloomfield!

That JAP who goes to that expensive private school is a West Bloomie.

That 10-year old girl from West Bloomfield has more Luis Vuitton purses than my business woman mother.

by ThisIsWhatsUp February 18, 2008

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