Blesh

An acronym, taught at the seldom heard of 'Excel Basketball Camp 1997', that helps one shoot a basketball successfully.

B. Bend (Bend your knees)
L. Lift (Lift your legs)
E. Extend (Extend your arm)
S. Snap (Snap your wrist)
H. Hold (Hold..)

Your shot is poor and you don't make any shots. Perhaps you should practice your BLESH. 'Thanks Excel Basketball Camp 1997!'

by Ragsdale5 November 30, 2011

God bless America

First Of All, America Is Not Just The United States...Just Because The U.S. Has No Culture It Doesn't Mean It Can Take Over All Of The Western Hemisphere...Pathetic For "God" To Bless A Country That Kills For No Reason, Gets Into Every Other Country's Business, And Has A Dumbass-Maximus For President...

"America" Land Of The Free (Some Restrictions Apply; Void Where Prohibited)..."Kill The Natives, Slash The Mexicans, Manifest Destiny" The Thoughts Of A Bunch Of Idioths...Son-Of-A-Bush...

by Rasta-Exodus February 16, 2005

bless

what rude boyz say when something is good.

tyrone "shit blud i just picked up a 3 gram tenz"
antony "bless!"

by Joe Dallyo May 23, 2006

God Bless Your Soul

When said behind a super harsh insult, it makes it seem like its okay.

Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.

Said with much emphasis.

Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.

Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.

by Erin W September 25, 2009

Bless you

When you sneeze your sole is trying to escape your body by saying "bless you" your sole gets shoved back in to your body where it remains for all eternity, if some one dosent say bless you, your f**ked

Bob:achooooi
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life

by 0-David-0 June 17, 2018

bless your heart

This basically means that you're stupid, and the person saying it feels bad for you. You may think that it's nice, but it's really an insult.

Person 1: I wonder why the Sun orbits the Earth
Person 2: Oh, bless you heart!
Bless your heart: It's an insult in Southern dialect, and means you're stupid.

by girlyshopper99 April 24, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3

Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"

Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"

by LargeQuantityOfGay May 22, 2018