Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009

a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006

throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

by Logan9a November 16, 2010

Interrogation Beatings

When you are being questioned and at the same time getting beat up

Mr Hobson was handing out some severe interrogation beatings

by Daniel Kirkup February 7, 2005

Beating around the bush

When a girl is going to give you dome, but she takes your pants off only to find you have a wicked groin beard. She gets grossed out, so decided to just jerk you instead. Hence, she is beating around the bush.

yeah dog i didnt think my slampiece would mind if I didnt clean up down there, but after she took my pants off, she ended up just beating around the bush.

by davidandbroliath March 22, 2011

beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.

A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.

by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009