bleach-birth

An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.

" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."

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(TRANS: bleach-birth

"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."

"They aren't coming off."

"What?"

"They aren't coming off."

"Harder."
))))) END

by merfdiezel February 23, 2009

Bleach

It's simply the solution to all problems.
People drinks alcohol to forget about problems. If you want a permanent solution to all your problems, all you have to do is take a cup of bleach and it will all go away painless.
It is the cure everyone has been looking for.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A cup of bleach a day keeps all the problems away.

by Ignore_My_Name June 11, 2017

bleach and tone

Tana mongoose shitty merch

Did you get Tana's new bleach and tone shirt?

by Jama13 July 28, 2017

bleached cow

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.

Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.

by bleached cow February 6, 2019

Bleach

It cures Many many thing including living

“Mom I’ll be back I’m going to drink the bleach.”

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020

Bleach

Bleach is the Manga (up to book 9) and the Anime (episode 41 in English) that is sweeping America by Storm. Kurosaki Ichigo is endowed with Death god powers, using his magical sword, a Soul Slayer, to defeat Hollows, spirits who have lost their free will and hearts.

1.Bleach is not just used to clean clothes, it is used to clense spirits.

by CANNITO August 14, 2005

blesh

when two people, while tripping on psychedelics, see and feel the same thing at the same time, and see the other person experiencing that same thing.

dude, when we were tripping last night, we totally bleshed.

by alixbizzle November 2, 2010