baboonon

a grown man who lives with his mother and plays with little boys online

o bro why haven't you came out of your room in the last 48 hours? you're starting to act like a baboonon.

by WarriorLiz August 5, 2017

Baboon Fur

Thick ass hair concentrated around the anus.

That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.

Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Bibonculous

Something British people say very often. It is basically the British way of saying "crazy" or "insane"

"Wow! That movie was absolutely bibonculous!"

by oddrun64 May 3, 2020

Bibo

The best boy ever. Very handsome and smart. Will demonize from time to time. Handle with caution.

Person: "That's a nice bibo you got there. Would you share it with me?"
Mimser: "No thank you. That's my bibo and I'm not sharing!"

by Mimsers July 16, 2022

baboon sex

When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.

Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.

OR

Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.

by Total Penetration June 5, 2005

baboop

To encourage someone to hurry up and get to the point, after the iconic sound TiVo makes when fast-forwarding.

Her: … and then what happened was, well, because when it was happening, the thing is –

Him: Baboop baboop baboop.

Her: Fine. I’m not telling you now.

Him: Baboop.

by Derek Powazek December 23, 2007

maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018