Briggsy Beard

Facial hair grown by very spotty individuals. The Briggsy Beard serves the double purpose of partially concealing acne and avoiding shaving the tops off hideous pus-filled pimples. Most commonly grown by students and artists.

Why has that little artist grown a Briggsy Beard?

I don't know. Maybe he's not keen on slicing through those vile septic warts on his face.

by Des Lynam's love-gland December 9, 2006

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

Bear Mode

A extremely muscular individual with a high level of body fat. Usually what you see in a strongman competition.

google: Mariusz Pudzianowski or Phil Pfister . a lumberjack. BEARMODE bear mode

by CHUGALUGforme May 24, 2010

krissy bear

a term used for those special people in the world; most likely to be a nickname for that one person who is comforting and the person you go to for help when you're lost. Basically, they're the warmth and shelter you look for when you need someone to talk to.

Random Guy: You should go talk to someone about that thing you were stressing over.

Niki: Yeah, I talked to my krissy bear about it.

Note: Krissy Bear and Teddy Bear are two totally different terms.

by ucantbme219 January 11, 2008

snuggle bear

1. A snuggle bear is someone who is so snuggly and cuddly that you'd never want to let them go!

-"Hey Snuggle Bear, wutchya doing?"
--"Just snuggin"
-"You're so cute!"
--"Snuggles"

by Father Figure 69 August 4, 2016

boo bear

louis tomlinson. it’s true. search it on google. “boo bear”. do it.

louis tomlinson also can be called: sun, sunshine, love, darling, small bean, tiny baby, donny boy, doncaster king, etc.

“today’s boo bear’s day!”

“love you, boo bear”
“stream walls” (this one is a rule you have to do it)

by 🕊 August 15, 2020

Captain A. Beard

Captain Angel Beard Sailed the 7 seas to find the 7 slaves. During his adventures he went to Greece, China, and Japan. During his adventures in Japan he fought along side Samurai's against the Mongol's who were led by Bertram Khan. His crew consists of Ghandi and Gordon Ramsay

The legendary pirate captain a. beard

by Captain Angel Beard February 2, 2021