tote Kuh, die: Männliche Genitalien, welche durch ihre außergewöhnliche Größe, Form, Farbe und Haptik an ein totes weibliches Mitglied der Spezies Bos taurus erinnern.
Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.
Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.
K: "Du hast aber eine große tote Kuh!"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"
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Get the beliterated mug.When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends, family and co-workers.
Boyeyetis
"Hey, where's Donna? She hasn't come out for Dinner and Male Revue on Thursdays for weeks!"
"Out with Joe again."
"Again? Uh-oh do you think its boyitis?"
"Maybe. Her mom said she doesn't even go to darts anymore."
"Hey, where's Donna? She hasn't come out for Dinner and Male Revue on Thursdays for weeks!"
"Out with Joe again."
"Again? Uh-oh do you think its boyitis?"
"Maybe. Her mom said she doesn't even go to darts anymore."
by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010
Get the Boyitis mug.The name 'Berit' is translated from the Norwegian language.
It means 'lovely, wonderful' and so she is!
She is a super charming and smart woman, although history is not her strong point.
She encharts everyone with her beautiful big brown eyes and her
beach-wavy blond hair. #blondbutnotwitless
If she is around you there is always a lot of fun.
She is that kind of friend who is a good sport.
You can count on her in absolutely any situation and she is always there for you.
She is very pig-headed and knows what she wants and how to get her will.
Coffee is her big addiction! She is really not herself if she hasn´t one before. #dontmesswithher
On Fridays she stays sober to take care of her friends while partying
because she is a very responsible person. #dontdrinkanddrive
Every time she goes shopping she buys new pants.
Her favorite ones are ripped denim jeans, she can´t get enough of them. #realshoppingqueen
She is a very chaotic and dopey girl but with a big golden heart. #lifeistooshorttowearequalsocks
If somebody really means everything to her she would die for them!
She loves doing sports no matter if it´s playing tennis, running marathon or
doing athletics. #sportyspiceisnocomparisontoher
Traveling is one of her big passions she adores exploring new places and making unforgettable memories. #newzealandiscoming
Everyone would be very lucky to have a Berit and when you find
a Berit never let her go!#weareveryluckygirls
It means 'lovely, wonderful' and so she is!
She is a super charming and smart woman, although history is not her strong point.
She encharts everyone with her beautiful big brown eyes and her
beach-wavy blond hair. #blondbutnotwitless
If she is around you there is always a lot of fun.
She is that kind of friend who is a good sport.
You can count on her in absolutely any situation and she is always there for you.
She is very pig-headed and knows what she wants and how to get her will.
Coffee is her big addiction! She is really not herself if she hasn´t one before. #dontmesswithher
On Fridays she stays sober to take care of her friends while partying
because she is a very responsible person. #dontdrinkanddrive
Every time she goes shopping she buys new pants.
Her favorite ones are ripped denim jeans, she can´t get enough of them. #realshoppingqueen
She is a very chaotic and dopey girl but with a big golden heart. #lifeistooshorttowearequalsocks
If somebody really means everything to her she would die for them!
She loves doing sports no matter if it´s playing tennis, running marathon or
doing athletics. #sportyspiceisnocomparisontoher
Traveling is one of her big passions she adores exploring new places and making unforgettable memories. #newzealandiscoming
Everyone would be very lucky to have a Berit and when you find
a Berit never let her go!#weareveryluckygirls
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Get the Bewitching mug.Afflicting an extremely violent, fatal punishment to a person or persons who have callously ignored and abused the needs of others. Usually administered by an mob of angry citizens. This term is derived from the fate Benito Mussolini and his wife met, near the end of World War II., when seized by Italian citizens, hung upside-down and beaten beyond recognition.
"If you continue rousing these people to violence, we are going to drag you outside and give you the whole Benito!"
by I, Ferret September 20, 2009
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