Doing the Bennett

The act of running extremely fast past large groups of people , the act of lapping second place in a track and field race

When the cops pulled up to the party, I was doing the Bennett all the way out of the house.

by xxSCTxx April 17, 2016

Bennett

a very kind gentle boy. one with faded red hair, blue eyes that you get lost in. he’s incredibly humorous and very sweet. although if you hurt him he will get very toxic but he tries his best to be nice. all the girls love him, he’s tall and skinny. his gentle and kind charm brings a ton of people to him, wether it’s friends or lovers. everyone loves him and tries to be around him. he brings out the best in people and knows how to cheer someone up. i love bennett <3

“he is such a sweetie!”
“he must be a bennett.”

by natb<3 May 7, 2022

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

by starterpack February 13, 2025

jason bennett

plat

jason bennett is plat

by afpsgsd[ginooAPMKFJAOF March 18, 2021

Bennett Golad

The Greek god of anagrams. His infamous catchphrase that strikes fear into anyone is, "smoked "sent with lasers"".

Girl after losing anagrams: Who, who are you?!
Bennett Golad: Smoked "sent with lasers"

by Goladio September 6, 2020

The Bennett Special

1. Giving someone The Bennett special is when one attempts to flirt with a girl but is unsuccessful.

2. When someone takes a female into a closet and begins to pleasure her

Damn did you see Hunter last night? Yeah he was giving Abby The Bennett Special

by JohnsonSnxgs January 22, 2024