Besterestest

When you are WAY better than best, able to leap besterest in a single bound...

Caro Heinz is the besterestest

by El dorko D May 24, 2010

Aids blaster

Slang term for a black man's penis.

Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.

His friends laughed when the young negro pulled his aids blaster out of the blonde's ass and shot her in the face.

by ishigotori December 5, 2012

gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Finger Blaster Master

A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.

Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.

Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"

by Ronaldanogo November 12, 2010

Dragon Blaster

In the middle of having one's salad tossed. One will quickly grab the head of the tosser and hold it tightly in place. Then will proceed to shoot diarrhea into their mouth with such pressure that it comes out of their nose.

She'll kill me if she ever sees me again because I gave her a dragon blaster. To make it worse, I ate spicy Thai food first.

by solardave July 27, 2010

beater

A beta-tester in a video game at which he/she plays unfairly or he/she cheats during the beta test. Most commonly in Sword Art Online.

Guy 1: "Hey how did you get so far on the first day in this game?"
Guy 2: "Because I knew all the shortcuts."
Guy 1: "No way! You can't do that! Your a cheater!"
Guy 2: "It's not cheating if you beta test the game."
Guy 1: "Your a Cheater and a Beta tester? Your a beater!"
Guy 2: "Hell I like that name."

by thenegativedegree July 4, 2014

turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster

kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster

by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003