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Bear's Ass 

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
Bear's Ass by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".
1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"

2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"

Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."

Both: "Huahhhrowrr"
Bear Five by BearFiveDude March 2, 2010
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a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours
ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap
Bear Nap by Ztheman02 March 5, 2009
Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot
Bear j by naykedsleepwalker July 14, 2010

Bear Peen 

while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female
Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head
Bear Peen by BearPeen February 23, 2011

Bear Test 

(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together
"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."
Bear Test by Aunt Bina August 2, 2012

Bear Mode 

A extremely muscular individual with a high level of body fat. Usually what you see in a strongman competition.
google: Mariusz Pudzianowski or Phil Pfister . a lumberjack. BEARMODE bear mode
Bear Mode by CHUGALUGforme May 24, 2010