by Nut sucker 69 April 27, 2022
Get the Cian Richard Kevin Soliday blanche mug.Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
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by TheObsure February 18, 2015
Get the Beached whale mug.by daddy deeya May 28, 2020
Get the benched mug.The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.
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**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011
Get the Beached Whale Status mug.The act of a woman having sex with so many men she practically has an ordinance passed against her and is forced to leave town.
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