bazoofsi

A female breast. Sounds vaguely Persian (pre-Ayatollah),
and more polite than `jug' or `tit' or `boob' or `hooter' or
`knocker.'

She had the biggest pair of bazoofsies in the last five years of
PLAYBOY.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

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baord

An organisation, body or person , that due to loop holes in the

laws of the land or its commercial sector/industry , is above

normal regulation that is applied to similar organisations.

Readers will note baord is very similar to Board - meaning a

group of people managing an authority/company or public
utility.

This is important since these structures are part of an established
framework and one never expects that the legislators can have
missed out including legislation to cover ALL factors, all in a

particular industry or sector.

One expects Hospitals to be controlled by a regulator, like most
industries. However here in U.K. - TRUST hospitals are NOT !!

According to 'MONITOR ' - that sector's governing body.

TRUST boards are not regulated in a manner, as almost any other
commercial or similar body. Especially senior management & board
directors. Trust hospitals are 'baord' - a law unto themselves.

Readers will declare , but what about the current enforcements so
wildly reported on. This is appertaining to patient care plus little
action on management failings. usually they chose to 'fall on their
swords!'

Non Trust hosptals are governed & monitored on a separate system.
Liken to virtually all other 'industries!'

Whilst TRUST hospitals are cited here, one must expect other

'industries' where 'baord' is present.

by SamWoe November 26, 2013

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bazargur

Some old geezer sitting at his house trying to be " hip " like everyone else. He has fifty seven girls and is very happy.
He loves those men and slapping their butts. He wants men in his bed in maid outfit every day.
He listens to country, brittney spears, backstreet boys, and n-sync, he thinks jessica simpson can actually sing and owns his own gay stripping bar.

Wow, that bazargurs popular.

by LW-GreenDay July 18, 2008

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bazerker

A very long black hair that grows out of a womans face, mainly her chin but can be found protruding out of moles and other spots as well. Occasionally they can be curly, which is somewhat misleading, because as you straighten it, its usually two or three times longer then you thought.

God dammit, I had a date last night and he asked me if he could floss his teeth with my bazerker. I'm gonna have to install some flourescent lights in my bathroom so I can see this kinda detail before a hot date!

by queef98 October 25, 2007

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