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bazerker 

A very long black hair that grows out of a womans face, mainly her chin but can be found protruding out of moles and other spots as well. Occasionally they can be curly, which is somewhat misleading, because as you straighten it, its usually two or three times longer then you thought.
God dammit, I had a date last night and he asked me if he could floss his teeth with my bazerker. I'm gonna have to install some flourescent lights in my bathroom so I can see this kinda detail before a hot date!
bazerker by queef98 October 25, 2007
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charlie aka bazerker

A long black hair jutting out of a womans chin that is usually discovered only while in the think position. If you don't think often you won't find them until they are nearly braidable.
I had an awful day at work....first I was bitched out by my boss and then at a really important meeting, I was thinking hard and discovered a whole patch of bazerkers. Had to get up and give a presentation, and I swear every mofo around the table was staring at my charlie aka bazerker goatee instead of listening to me.
charlie aka bazerker by queef98 October 25, 2007
To go totally ape shit (and start throwing shit perhaps) because you're extremely agitated.
'I don't fuck wit dem chickens lest they last name is cutlets'

If I have to listen to another stupid fuckin Nicki Minaj lyric I'm going to go bazurker.
Bazurker by Longstrides November 24, 2015

DJ Bezerker 

American Legend Happy Hardcore DJ, Creator of Ruffneck Playaz Crew (www.RuffneckPlayazCrew.com). Originally from Washington,D.C. now in Providence, R.I.
DJ Bezerker can battle DJS

www.RuffneckPlayazCrew.com
DJ Bezerker by bezerker January 31, 2008
A person that searches for the truth of an occurance, event, or conspiracy. They show a willingness to keep a open mind about new theories and subjects, a desire to invesigate relentlessly, apply information from whatever source to try to explain the problem, use their imagination and speculation freely, and always, ferociously and without stopping, reject lies and seek the truth. A group of people is a Team Bezerker. Originated on the Bezerk thread at Godlikeproductions.com
Are you going to be a bezerker on this thread?
Bezerker by househug September 23, 2010

The Bezerker 

It was a decent somewhat metal band. I like them. It's pretty cool, and it might be annoying to certain people but, I kinda like it. I think they disbanded but I dunno..
Pure Hatred is a very good and well done song.
The Bezerker by D: April 29, 2005
either a boat ride at kings dominion amusement park or a man who performs fellatio on other random men who practices judaism.
"Like omg wtf bbq, I'm too scared to go on The Bezerker." or "Crikey, did you see that bloody bezerker!"
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