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Batista

The current World Heavyweight Champion of the WWE. He has good in-ring skills, decent mic talent, and has wicked huge muscles. Bound to be a MUCH better champion than Randy Orton.

If anyone thinks his move to Smackdown! will be bad, like I did, just remember: soon he'll beat the ever-loving shit out of JBL, God willing.
Wrestlemania XXI: Defeated Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Backlash: Retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H.
Vengeance: Yet again, retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H in a Hell in the Cell.

Batista's on a roll!!
by New Jersey Devil July 19, 2005
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batshit crazy

someone who has absolutely nothing to lose. batshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude and activities. a regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. a batshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely. in order to be truly batshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things every and still return safely.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

batshit crazy: throw a brick through your window, call the cops, wait for them to arrive, tell them what they did, and still get away.
by maximushyrule June 16, 2008
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Bats in the Cave

When I was growing up: "Bats in the Cave" is when you spread a guy's shitter so you can buttfuck him but he's got a load of black dingleberries hangin' from his asshairs.
I was about to do damage to Pete's anus, but damn that dude had about a hundred hangers jangling in the wind: Bats in the Cave, dude. STANK.
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Batshit Crazy

Word meaning "certifiably insane" Origin comes from the fact that bat feces contain an organism called Histoplasm Capsulatum that infects the brain of any host in which it infects and causes them to act psychotic.
The guy found out the paternity test results and went batshit crazy!!!
by medic1 August 12, 2014
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Bates Crew

Group of friends relegated to a low income motel, The Bates Motel. It is rumored that this crew has been known to sleep in pig stys. Which more than likely was the reason they were not allowed to sleep at the El Resort de Dubois. The Bates Crew is also known for their rediculous post-game sesh, where The Hunter, was almost a fallen warrior. These post-game seshes sometimes results in knives going into walls or people getting stuck between the bed and the wall and not being able to move.
Why were we not allowed to sleep in this house when there are 3 open beds upstairs and Derek is pulling mad nasties and not even sleeping in his room?...b/c we are the Bates Crew
by T.Penderazdoun August 2, 2011
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bats wing

when someone shows their nutsack to someone while stretching it out so it looks veiny like a bats wing.
Zach showed me the bats wing today. I almost puked.
by flump August 15, 2006
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batista

An awesome physical specimen of a man; sexy; talented; evolutionized
i.e. Batista vs. Orton - obvious, right?
by Jadah February 4, 2005
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