stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

SARAH BAT

A short girl with cute appearance. Look fierce but very kind, she likes to eye-roll to any rude patients. She likes to eat Mixue. Everyday she go to Mixue. She wears converse to work.

Look at that girl, she's so FRIENDLY, she must be SARAH BAT

by shaty January 23, 2024

Sewer Bat

Slang term for menstrual pad coined by plumbers.

The plumber pulled out a sewer bat with a plumbing snake.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024

Swinging the bat backwards

A term used to describe an a extremely gay man that likes to swing each others bats by the fat end and plays in the mud holes in the out field

It all started when he started swinging the bat backwards that’s when he realized he likes men

by The menace to society June 28, 2025

Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

Ass Bats

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.

Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...

by Billy_ott October 25, 2012