Pull a Bartman

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

by rayman8r February 21, 2010

bartman

Being a complete and utter moron.

That guy's a total bartman.

by pater incognito October 15, 2003

Bartender

A person accustomed to the mixing of words.

Dude, stop being a bartender. Just spit it out.

by Gaudette February 2, 2009

bartendress

a female bartender with moxie

Jessica is my favorite bartendress; she always has a lot of attitude.

by Timothy Nordvedt September 21, 2005

The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

by Jshdja November 13, 2018

Bartendard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

This bartendard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!

by 814DH May 30, 2009

BATEmanizing

The act of one attempting to plot, scheme, act, think or otherwise conduct themselves like Jason BATEman

“Lost in a train of thought, he was deeply BATEmanizing on how to solve the problem.”

by thisisclassmore April 14, 2020