barked

To be physically and emotionally tired after a long night.

"When Sally came back from the party she was barked and needed some rest."

by John1517 October 16, 2008

Barney

Barney is a purple dinosaur that looks like a distorted and toothless Tyrannusaurus-Rex. In reality though, Barney is a fat man in a purple dinosaur suit.

He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)

Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.

In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.

Barney is a purple fat-ass

by Cataclypsa July 25, 2007

Barnegat

If you live in Barnegat and have lived here all your life, then you know its all about beer, woods, trucks and the docks for boat races. And of course there are two wawas about five minutes apart from each other! You judge people by the elementry and high school they went too, if you tell people you went to southern they consider you dumb but if you ask around and find people who went to pinelands then you now sound like the smartest person in the world! You've heard stories of Taylor Ln about how the jersey devil grew up there and you probably went down that road to see what you could find. You remember D.E Jones and all the other stores that tried to make it in the Gunning River Mall. You also know you can do 30 in the developments but anymore and our nasty cops will get you since they have nothing better to do with their lives. Rt.9, Gunning River rd, or "the new road" can get you to your house no matter what! You also know where the witch house was or some people called it the KKK house, and more than likely you partied there before they knocked it down! You know most houses in downtown barnegat are haunted, especially the Cox house.

"wanna go hang out at the docks?"
"Nah the Barnegat cops always bother you there!"

by likwidsndsj August 3, 2007

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

Barney

the drunkard on the simpsons

barney: hi im barney you may have seen me on such comedy shows as the simposns (burp)

by nosleep42 May 5, 2005

you got burned

Something that one says in one of two situations:

1. When another person scorches his or her body parts using a flame or other hot object

or

2. Right after a striking insult or comeback

1. Danny: Oh no! I just found out that this welding torch was hot the hard way!
Steven: You got burned!

2. Danny: Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Chick: Well, I don't have to rearrange the alphabet to put N and O together. Get lost.
Steven: You got burned!

by narwhalsexist October 26, 2011

Barred

Slang term in the East Coast, used to emphasize something that is meant to be taken literal, or when someone makes a statement and they really meant. The term "barred" also refers to the term "bar", which is usually when something spits a cold rhyme with meaning, which can also be used wit the term "barred".

Im so hungry i can eat a fuckin cow b, and thats barred.

Yo, Dominos is better than Pizza Hut, BARRREEEDDD.

Bruh it we take another L, im t'n up on all you mofos, and thats barrred.

Mike: Ready to graduate and gtf.

Mia: BARRED

by saucybro35 May 15, 2017