Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

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barf sample

When a person burps up a little bit of vomit into the mouth and has to swallow it back down.

"Ew, I just had a barf sample."

by vernacular vigilante September 13, 2011

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Baghdad Barf Bang

When a girl vomits at the bar, so you throw a flashbang at her in retaliation.

Kurt was so drunk, he pulled a Baghdad Barf Bang on Emily.

by Lil M Steezy December 16, 2021

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Awooooga barf barf barf

The sound you make when you straight up slapping your reproductive organ

Awooooga barf barf barf, I am gooning so hard

by Daddygorgonzola January 10, 2025

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B-barf

Anything coming out of Breitbart, a reich-wing fake news site, and any troll that supports the non-human waste of life Nazi trash the writes its drivel.

I don't care what nugatory b-barf trash like you has to say.

by Liberty999 May 26, 2018

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