When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

A mispronunciation of Allahu Akbar. Cause the meaning to change from "God is Great" to a pokemon name
by Furry Balls May 30, 2021

by CocaColaer January 8, 2010

When something smells, looks, tastes, feels or sounds so incredibly disgusting that it causes you to want to throw up.
"Hey, Christine. Want to try some Tabasco Ice Cream? it's delicious."
"No thanks. The concoction sounds barf-making"
"No thanks. The concoction sounds barf-making"
by chrisssy226 October 5, 2025

Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"
Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."
Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."
by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 9, 2025

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.
She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.
by Psychostench April 19, 2023
