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Don't touch my balls

Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.

Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.
by Alejandro con Queso March 4, 2006
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I Own My Balls

The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.

I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.

A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
by Joe Cicalese October 31, 2007
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Suck my ball sack

1. Meaning to suck or orally have sex with ones' sack that holds the male orgy (testis).

2. Also used to intimidate somebody like in a video game.
1. After Jessica sucked my ball sack, my balls became huge after her warm mouth were on them last night.

2. Suck my ball sack, fagget! You modded your controller!
by I AM BLACKY JESUS NIGGA February 8, 2009
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Let my balls breath

When someone is giving you a hard time or is giving you a lot of work to do
Jenny that bitch is making me do a lot of things for her, can't she at least let my balls breath
by fruityfresh69420cringeattack October 12, 2017
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Shaking My Balls (SMB)

When someone says something so ridiculous bringing about disbelief to the extent where people around have no other choice but to shake their head in an aggressive fashion such that the shaking trickles down to the balls.
Goddamn it Chad, I told you not to drink all of the fucking liquor while we're out there hunting on the dance floor...shaking my balls (SMB)
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Defrag my ball drive

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014
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Trippin' my balls off

Confused to the point of bewilderment or a feeling of reverential respect mixed with fear or wonder (in awe)
Brooks: Yo dude, wassup?
Me: Dude, holy shit, you're trippin' my balls off!
Brooks: Alright, huhuhuhuhuuuhehehahahaha!
by Mance May 15, 2005
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