wake and bake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!"

by Diego August 29, 2003

fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

His Bakeness

One who achieves a T. Bake or King status.

Yo, dat dude9-fo reps His Bakeness to the fullest son!

by T. Bake April 20, 2008

rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

by jon2kj June 27, 2009

bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.

I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.

by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006

Bake up

when you awake out of a dead sleep, smoke a bowl/blunt and pass right back out

at about 3 am ii had a bake up and slept extra good till morning.

by Goddessofloco August 22, 2014

Baked Ziti

A delicious pasta dish involving ziti macaronni, tomato sauce, crushed meatballs, mozzarella cheese, herbs, and spices.
Ziti does not necessarily have to be baked, but tastes better when it is.

Since I'm Italian, every Sunday I have pasta and Chicken Cutlets. My favorite pasta dish is baked ziti.

by sexy white boy August 28, 2005