asshole

- A noun used to describe bastards.

Noel is an asshole.

by iknowyouseeme007 January 27, 2014

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A man named Entei on Twitter that trades accounts for a mobile game, get's good stuff on it and doesn't give it back and makes up retarded excuses

Entei is such an asshole and won't give me my account back

by Super Kami Blitz December 3, 2016

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The kid I used to sit next to in class 😂

"His name was jack and I swear he really was an asshole like lietterly I felt like stabbing the prick in the face all the time "

by F friending November 27, 2015

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1. Someone who used to be your good friend but then befriended some jerks and became one himself.

2. The jerk mentioned above makes fun of you and ruins your reputation.

3. Your whole high school.

"what an asshole"

by 2k15sucks June 23, 2015

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Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

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You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.

(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL

by RackyRacer September 1, 2016

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