Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by Spoodz February 6, 2020

Assfacia

The disease of having a face that looks like a butt.

“That girl looks like she may have assfacia”

by Goochg May 22, 2020

Assfaders

When you try to have a conversation with somebody the Assfaders accepts but 10 seconds later its like they don't want to hear something from you anymore

Friend: Hey, have you heard of Logan?
You: Yeah, but hes an Assfader though.
Friend: Oh, I hate Assfaders.
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You: Hey, Logan, want to hear a story?
Logan: Yeah, Sure!
You: So there was this guy who- Logan, where are you?

by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020

Assface

1) multiple ass cheeks on a face

that bitch has a assface.

by anonymous December 19, 2020

assfart

wet fart from your behind regional area that smells like rotted eggs and Taco Bell!

Eww! Grace just had an assfart! How gross

by assfart ass February 2, 2021

Assface

Somebody with the face of a ASS

That guy over there is such an assface

by Poopyballzbaby June 23, 2021

Assfart

A stuck up leo bitch who’s codependent and only cares about white men. Stingy asf. Very self-centered. And apparently her vagina taste like strawberries.

Boy 1: Oh my god she’s so nice
Boy 2: Are you sure about that?
Boy 1: Yea, why?
Boy 2: Cuz she’s an assfart

by Alia6853147 November 24, 2021