by itsme1978 October 21, 2013
Get the flaming asscanos mug.Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance
by Victor February 24, 2005
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This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.
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Get the AssCancer mug.the wonderful wonderment of a great ever loving scent of sweet putan jus mixed with ass flow like you will snort off of a gorgeous pair of cunt wrappers also known as panties
by Lonny Joe Black December 16, 2007
Get the asscandy mug.Someone who uses their rectum to drip melted wax and fill the contents of, then cleverly placing a wick down the center to make it work correctly, before it dries. Once dry, producing the candle, for a friend. Oftentimes, a pair of forceps would be recommended (for ass expansion assistance purposes). Please do not try this at home and if you do, you have been WARNED: this will burn the shit out of you, literally!
IN A METAPHORIC SENSE:
This is the idea of one who makes ass candles for others. Simply put: it is something given to someone that The giver thinks it is of worth and the receiver finds useless of repulsive; its not done in sarcasm nor humor alone, if humor is present, the humor would be accompanied by Spite or jealousy, often in comparison to the gifts conjured up by a narcissist and/or foe, or enemy, but not limited to. A shitty way of showing care toward someone they have reason to care about, yet they are either aware or unaware of how this idea comes across to the receiver. It is obviously not that somebody pours hot wax into the rectum but it is a way of calling somebody such, in order to properly describe them!
IN A METAPHORIC SENSE:
This is the idea of one who makes ass candles for others. Simply put: it is something given to someone that The giver thinks it is of worth and the receiver finds useless of repulsive; its not done in sarcasm nor humor alone, if humor is present, the humor would be accompanied by Spite or jealousy, often in comparison to the gifts conjured up by a narcissist and/or foe, or enemy, but not limited to. A shitty way of showing care toward someone they have reason to care about, yet they are either aware or unaware of how this idea comes across to the receiver. It is obviously not that somebody pours hot wax into the rectum but it is a way of calling somebody such, in order to properly describe them!
My aunt is so unpersonalized and careless it's not that she's cheap she has money but she just doesn't give a shit about any of us, instead she kind of shits on us for Christmas, she's such an assCandler. Like anyone wants this!
by Thynx_Twyyx@phyraxathon February 6, 2024
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