akados

A DDoS attack implemented by Akamai Technologies against their existing customers in order to convince them they need to buy more of their services.

"If it wasn't for that AKADoS, we'd never had spent those extra thousands of dollars on the Web Application Firewall!"

by P. Giorgio August 23, 2011

askal

An askal is a street dog (asong kalye) in the Philippines. Filipinos first got their reputation as dog eaters of askals because of the Igorots, a brave tribal group in Benguet where ironically, dogs are still eaten in some areas today (although the dog trade is illegal in the Philippines).

askal-mixed-breed (mongrel) dog

by jangjaehyuk10 November 27, 2012

Asadude

A general phrase college dudes say when they are high as a kite.

Yo, you eat those brownies that Tony passed out?
Yeah, Asadude
Yooooooooooo, Asadude

by Asadude July 28, 2016

Prince Pat-Asadu

Someone who is Awesome

You are a Prince Pat-Asadu

by Prince pat-asadu May 29, 2020

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

when some dumb motherfucker tries to talk about something no one cares about or you could copy this and make it say despacito or something

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

by anonymous April 23, 2021

The one who asked

He's constanting running, he omnipotent, faster than the constep of speed.

Person 1: Who the fuck asked, you bitch
The one who asked: i did

by The one who didn't ask December 15, 2022

Carne Asada

(noun)

1. A slang word for sexual intercourse.

2. A word to used to refer to some sexual occurrence.

1. She wouldn't give him any Carne Asada until they got married.

2. Pepe visited her late last night and she scored some Carne Asada.

by funwithfood June 8, 2009