asphaut

for the blame to be on one's self

Its her own asphault she went to jail. She shouldn't astolen that car.

by Gavin Jackson October 1, 2003

asphalt

1. noun. Butt crack. Of or pertaining to the fault line in the posterior.
2. noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.

It's not your fault, it's the ASPHALT!

by ConfabulatorsAnonymous May 4, 2010

asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Alepha

A girl that is addicted to porn

Guy 1: Do you know Alepha?
Guy 2: yes someone told me she was watching porn in the bathroom

Girl 1: its true I heard her making weird noises

by akwardlife135 July 30, 2017

georgia asphalt

During sexual intercourse, after a black man gives a woman a creampie, he quickly pulls out and roughly yet passionately presses his now flaccid dick over the girl's forehead, flattening it straight out. The guy's dick sticks down to her forehead like a layer of fresh, hot, asphalt in the Georgia heat.

Yo Jamal, you remember that bitch Juliesa? Saturday night I laid that bitch flat and gave her a Georgia Asphalt.

by whitemoono November 14, 2007

autoerotic asphyxiation

Extreme Sport: chicken choking to the max.

One time....in band camp...someone broke into my cabin....and put a noose around my neck..... * also see salad tossing

by Maury Felcher, M.D. October 12, 2003

autoerotic asphyxiation

A deadly thing that often males do to reach something like an orgasm. It is often done by using a noose. but don't do it it is extremely dangerous.

The kid died of autoerotic asphyxiation. it's so fucking sad.

by star5 April 5, 2007