Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".
Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.
In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".
Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.
In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".
Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.
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"The asskerchief is an inefficient way to clear one's nasal passages."
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Friend: "What did she say?"
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Friend: "That seems excessive."
Man: "Well I'm also a terrible husband."
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Friend: "Normal?"
Man: "Well... MORE normal."
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Friend: "What did she say?"
Man: "She laughed at me and filed for divorce."
Friend: "That seems excessive."
Man: "Well I'm also a terrible husband."
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Friend: "Normal?"
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"When my wife gave birth for the first time, her askeej was so loud I swear I almost went deaf."
Example in text:
Mother: "Askeej!!!!"
Baby: "Shlorp."
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Mother: "Askeej!!!!"
Baby: "Shlorp."
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