Arse Bandit

Homosexual male. See also arse. And Bum Bandit

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

Arse-flap

A loose flap of skin, hanging from a persons anal area. Sometimes In the appearance of a pouch that may flap if blown by the wind. Can be tied up with a a hair lackey.

Avril Lavigne has the biggest arse-flap I've ever seen. I wonder how she cleans it!

by Smythe November 1, 2003

arse monkey

A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.

an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people

just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.


Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.

by Rick Walford June 23, 2005

cant be arsed

cant be bothered

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.

by paul of death October 21, 2003

arse ache

1. Something that causes consternation.
2. A difficult, annoying or time consuming task.
3. To experience the sensation of pain in one's rectum.

1. Old people in supermarkets are a real arse ache.
2. Putting up that tent is going to be an absolute arse ache.
3. I didn't crap for a week and now I have a major arse ache.

by I am Iron Man! December 21, 2009

my arse

A slang phrase used to express disbelief , generally used in Manchester, UK

"I've won the lottery!"
"Haha, my arse"

by PakisaurusRex November 23, 2019

Fart-Arsing

carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.

Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.

by Bettibipbop July 7, 2017