Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

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Apparatus

....Apple?

I ate an apparatus this morning i think lol

by S4MEEM September 10, 2020

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Asparapiss

When you eat asparagus for dinner and get the dreaded pee that reeks of it afterwards

Mmmmm Terry, that was some delicious roasted asparagus! Later I’m going to have to asparapiss.

by TahoeGal September 12, 2020

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Assarakato

This is an Egyptian slang in response to the Arabic greeting "As-salamu alaykum/Peace be upon you".
It is formed by quick pronunciation of the classic response "Alaykum as-salam wa rahmatolaah wa barakato".
A- = Alaykum
-ssa- = As-salam
-ra- = rahmatollah
-kato = barakato

عسراكاتو

Mohamed: As-salamu alaykum.
Omar: Assarakato, bro.

by Mohamed M. Yosef September 14, 2020

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asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou

as-spar-a-who-gives-a-shit-it's-plural-fuck-you
/uh/spare/uh/hoo/givs/a/shit/its/plur/ul/fuk/yu/
n.
the plural form of 'asparagus'

In Veggie Tales, there is a baby asparagus. This seems to imply that his parents, the two taller asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou had sexual intercourse in order to reproduce. Either that or mitosis.

by liighty December 1, 2020

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