Alphabreastical

System of organization based upon the size and quality of ones breasts; often used to convey femine dominance but can also be used non-gender specific.

Those women are standing in alphabreastical order.

by lenabena44 March 8, 2009

alphamaxing

Alphamaxing. It's when you jerk off to your nemesis' lowest point or death. Its rubbing one out at a funeral because the dude was a dick. It's masturbating knowing that his kids will have a fatherless future or when his wife serves him with divorce papers. Its jerking off with hate in your heart but also a sense of accomplishment and pride. It's the last laugh.

It's alphamaxing. More people will probably join the mile high club than actually alphamax. It takes a tremendous amount of hate and bravado to pull it off.

by Jrgorg May 4, 2022

Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.

Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"

by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013

alphabet soup

A various concoction of illegal drugs, taken concurrently, the effects of which cannot be anticipated. A for acid, B for barbiturate, C for coke, D for dope, E for ecstasy, F for fungus, G for GHB, H for heroin etc. etc.

The most hardcore experiences often come when you do not prepare the soup yourself.

Man, he was just freakin' out - like he'd had an alphabet soup or somethin.

by darxyde April 29, 2004

alphabet soup

While performing cunnilingus, the male simulates all 26 letters of the alphabet on the labia/clitoral area of the female. It is customary to repeat certain letters such as "M", "O" and "Z".

I fed my girlfriend Donna a bowl of alphabet soup last night. She came 4 times!!

by Jopey January 20, 2006

army alphabet

the army alphabet is a set of words from A-Z for the army teams and none other than the troops themselves.

the army alphabet goes something like. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.
that's a list of the teams or squadrons that they use in the military, navy, black ops. I'm not sure about Bravo I think it can either be Beta, Blue, Bravo, or Blanca.

The army alphabet changes all the time.

by samshady5 December 28, 2017

Alphabet

An annoying song that tricked little kids into thinking there was a letter called 'LMNO'

Also, a double-U looks more like a double-V

Kid: My favorite letter of the alphabet is W.

Kid 2:I like LMNO

Kid 1:????

Kid 2:....

*cricket cricket, tumble weed*

by CriminalMinds01 July 9, 2014