a tall white male who's only personality trait is doing drugs. has a big nose and super hot dad. if you see an alfred run for your life because he will gaslight and manipulate you and you will fall for his dad
"oh ew its alfred"
by malsoyer August 30, 2021
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After we had the Penne Arrabiata at Cellucci's, Tony came home and filled me up with his Zesty Alfredo.
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Noun. An Alfred is a hipster of the worst, most extreme variety; most frequently found in San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Silverlake. Wearing American Apparel and going gluten-free doesn't make you an Alfred. Greasing your mustache and sporting a monocle makes you an Alfred.
"Did you see the pants on that Alfred? I get that rolling your jeans is trendy, but that guy looked like he was wearing capris. Your socks aren't that cool, buddy."
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