Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
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Alarm clock

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you
by Broken toaster January 10, 2018
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alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself
by Ol'banana December 06, 2021
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Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.
Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!
by All Mighty Allah November 09, 2016
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Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other
“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”
by SovietFemboy March 12, 2024
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Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
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French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
by Alejandro Cabello September 06, 2021
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