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Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.
He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.
by paramedico987 July 30, 2017
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aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Affectant

Those who are affected or people who are affected
The affectant are reaching the masses
by Imoogi September 3, 2022
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Affected

To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.
Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!

Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?
by ThatGuyWithAGodSizedDick November 25, 2022
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5G affection

The highest bandwidth affection. 5G affection TLC = telecommunications, love and caring.
by 5gaff October 18, 2022
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To publicly ditch your feelings towards someone through sexual intercourse. This is the most recommended way to cure horniness, it is 100% recommended by most doctors. Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)
Why like a person when you can just go straight and PDA them? Very effective no need for those embarrassing confessions.
It was a G/C lesson and we were discussing sex so my teacher demonstrated Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on me in front on the class and I got stds, but I liked it.

I caught my neighbor practicing Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on his dog.

My cousin and I love each other and I know it's incest and we knew society would be against it but we did PDA

I PDAed my younger sister's boyfriend because he knew he was mine.
by sasha.at May 28, 2022
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kez affect

when kez says, its looking good and shit goes very wrong within 5 mins
Kez said 'This partnership could be huge for us' , after 3 balls, Stokes went out, Kez Affect in full force
by Raj718 March 4, 2021
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