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Allegheny Advance

When you whip your Dick out during a traffic stop in hopes of avoiding a ticket and sprinkle french fries on top as that’s the way of things in Pittsburgh
Officer Popovitski pulled over a vehicle and noticed upon inspection of the driver (Jek Shieldkins) that Jek had pulled out his penis and sprinkled fries on top. Officer Popovitski complimented Jek on his Allegheny advance display, gave him a warning on his loud Rap music playing and sent him on his way.
by Esterlino Dorado April 11, 2022
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Advanced-idiot (AI)

An Advanced-idiot (AI) is any Homo sapiens individual that can read, write and speak their local language fluently and often one or more languages beyond their local context. They also generally have math skills above that of Forrest Gump and actually know where their local library is located if they need to relax reading an actual book. Generally, Advanced Idiots in general are a minimum of one step ahead of all the regular idiots that make up 98% of the human race.
The Advanced-Idiot (AI) at the grocery store buying processed foods used so many coupons that the idiot cashier owed HIM change.

My friend thinks he's an Advanced-idiot (AI) just because he's a freshman at SU.
by Mad Macgog August 30, 2025
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Advancement Corporation Of Tomorrow

A company by you, for you. Always invested in the future and how to make it better. Makes AIs to better the world.

Working robots! Amazing fast tech! A step into the future that is so bright!

Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow.
"Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow? Well, you know what they say..."

"You are the future."
by Are you the future? September 8, 2021
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Advanced Shake n Bake

Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.
Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4
by CognitiveFuel November 20, 2024
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Advance Darkness Time

Advance Darkness Time is a time adjustment typically turning the clock 1 hour backward from standard time or "normal time" instead of advancing clocks by usually 1 hour (ADT) is used to minimize daylight hours by moving an hour of night to morning and so it can reduce the waiting time for sunset and night
Advance Darkness Time turns the sunrise from 5 to 4
by Timetwister August 23, 2021
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Advance Mutual

Two ppl wanting to have sex
and date after
by Coolgirl102222 May 16, 2022
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(non) photographically advanced

1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.
"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."

"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."
by Jayd101 April 23, 2009
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