Adult Shrubbery

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".

I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.

by themasterb8er March 6, 2020

[adult swim]

A TV network that uses the same channel with Cartoon Network. It plays at 8:00pm to 6:00am since most kids between 7-13 years if age would normally would sleep. They play shows like American Dad!, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Robot Chicken, etc. It always starts off playing two episodes of King of the Hill, then comes along one/two episodes of The Cleveland Show. At 11:30 pm comes an episode of Children's Hospital, and at midnight is Robot Chicken. After 1:00am is basically random shows. At 6:00am, Cartoon Network just says "YO WHATTUP YOU TIRED ASS MOTHERFUCKERS" or something like that. The show times can differ between time zones.

Kenny: Damn, there's nothing on. It's 11:36.
Bach: DUDE adult swim IS ON RIGHT NOW!

by AnonymouslyGreat June 23, 2016

Adult Up

Stop looking for a free teat..
Wean thyself.....
Take care of things with out help of "The Village"
Grow the hell up..

Got a brother that needs to Adult Up ..
Always looking for a handout not a hand up..

by Zanetree October 3, 2018

adult dark

The time of day when the sun is setting, when adults think it's too dark for kids to keep playing outside. The kids, however, insist there is still enough light out to keep playing for a while longer because it's not all the way dark yet. The adults think it's too dark out because they've been sitting in the house with lights on.

Mom yelling outside: "Kids, come inside. It's dark out there! Come in and wash, supper's almost ready!"

Kids: "Aw mom! It's not too dark out, we can still see the ball! It's only adult dark. 10 more minutes!"

by orangek October 8, 2011

Adult Contemporary

A type of radio music, also known as AC, is a genre that isolates complexity. There is a subgenre of pop music that is called teen pop, including artists such as Little Mix, Ariana Grande, One Direction, Selena Gomez, etc. Adult Contemporary would completely avoid Teen Pop sounds and more focus on being alternative, complex and independent, the style would focus on sounding like soul, disco, r&b, funk, electronic, hard rock and pop from between the 60s and the 90s.

Adult Contemporary is common in old school radios.

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore April 25, 2021

Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.

"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.

by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019

adult education

It's a bad situation!

Adult education, it's a bad situation!

by Skeetonyou July 11, 2018