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abraham lincum

when you fuck so hard that you feel like the essence of a penny
goddamn he did it so good i hit the abraham lincum
by lincummaster October 13, 2021
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Abraham lincoln fours

"Damn lorenzo you got the Abraham lincoln fours on . I don't know whether to restate the fourth amendment or praise the lord 😂".
by Raxzie boi December 1, 2021
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Abraham

Although devilishly handsome, with a smile easy to trust, and a hairline drawn by the gods, Abraham is a dangerous man, a man of great power and athleticism, a man of great understanding and intelligence beyond that of the average human. Do not mess with Abraham, he would prefer to love you unless given no option. At the point of no more options, your fate has already been sent into the hands of the god of death, and the order will be carried out by Abraham himself.
It is unfortunate that he is such a chick magnet, because when his heart is captured by one woman, his loyalty is unwavering and your chances with him come to a halt.
Yo, I’ve always wanted to be like Abraham, he’s such a stud, all around man.
by DefinitelyNotAbraham November 22, 2021
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Abraham Robinson

The biggest bitch ever. He has a ginormous afro and smells like cigarettes, he has a girlfriend which god only gave him one because he felt bad. His girlfriend is also a bitch which is a shit owner with a shit boyfriend with a shit life and a shit family and was a mistake, Abraham Robinsom also is gay and he just couldnt say no because he was desperate, and he has a addiction for furry porn and gay furry porn and masturbates alot.
by s1nn January 2, 2020
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Abraham

Annoying as hell. You’ll always find him begging his girlfriend to hangout. Kinda sucks at parking and will definitely run over curbs even though he’s only done it “one time”. Kind of slow sometimes and will stare at his Girlfriend for no reason at all. Also likes to spend money for some reason and has only let his gf pay for one drink. But he’s also ... the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Will always make you laugh over the stupid shit he says/does. Makes you feel sooo special & will always keep a smile on your face. The best boyfriend ... to MaryJane and MaryJane ONLY !!
MaryJane: “babe stop crying”

Abraham: “I’ve been crying. I miss you so much”

Abraham: “Kiss me
by happy tales love July 1, 2019
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abraham

the crack heads of all crackheads Abraham the cracke king nah im just playing hes good in every way you think find me im at bathurst and steels tan boy
her boyfriend:damn is that abraham

his girlfriend:ouuuuuuu he so fine ok im out
by abrahambathurststeels October 15, 2019
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Edwin Abraham

The smartest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is a baller at soccer and is great at FIFA and almost every other game he will play! Great taste in music. You will never encounter another person like him ever again.
Person 1: Brooo, I just got thrashed on Fifa

Person 2: Yoo I bet it was Edwin Abraham he is insane

Person 1: kills himself
Person 2: relax dude it’s just a game dude take it easy man
by FunnyHandler November 22, 2021
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