Adult Lifestyle

When you've forgotten how important it is to have fun and be a kid, to play.

Taking life too seriously.

"Bro, all that work has made you a serious, fat, angry , lard ass. Seems like you're living the adult lifestyle"

by emergion June 23, 2016

Adult Up

Stop looking for a free teat..
Wean thyself.....
Take care of things with out help of "The Village"
Grow the hell up..

Got a brother that needs to Adult Up ..
Always looking for a handout not a hand up..

by Zanetree October 3, 2018

SUB-ADULT

Sub-adult: People between the age group of 18 and 24ish that are technically or kegally adults, but have no clue how to Adult.

Jay, the sub-adults need money again for school and I had to help them with scheduling their school break and getting plane tickets. One day the will actually be able to do something on their own, I hope!!

by Tabago's mom April 6, 2019

Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.

"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.

by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019

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by adult toys January 16, 2023

Adult Shrubbery

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".

I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.

by themasterb8er March 6, 2020

[adult swim]

A TV network that uses the same channel with Cartoon Network. It plays at 8:00pm to 6:00am since most kids between 7-13 years if age would normally would sleep. They play shows like American Dad!, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Robot Chicken, etc. It always starts off playing two episodes of King of the Hill, then comes along one/two episodes of The Cleveland Show. At 11:30 pm comes an episode of Children's Hospital, and at midnight is Robot Chicken. After 1:00am is basically random shows. At 6:00am, Cartoon Network just says "YO WHATTUP YOU TIRED ASS MOTHERFUCKERS" or something like that. The show times can differ between time zones.

Kenny: Damn, there's nothing on. It's 11:36.
Bach: DUDE adult swim IS ON RIGHT NOW!

by AnonymouslyGreat June 23, 2016