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Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
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Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.
I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
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Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012
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Samurai chopper

Very handsome and has big pp
by I like big tit July 8, 2021
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samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun
Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!
by Rahnderson April 23, 2011
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Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.
Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.
by Shuaman November 20, 2018
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samuraiful

Adj.
Full of samurai or involving samurai.

*Most commonly used in reference to anime or manga, but not exclusive to either.
1. Samurai Champloo is one seriously samuraiful anime.
2. Rurouni Kenshin is a samuraiful manga set in the Meji era.
3. Your cosplay outfit is sublime in its samuraifulness.
by Melissa the random samurai September 12, 2008
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