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Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
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the legendary samurai

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles
by Chocothunder November 5, 2017
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dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.
Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!
by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017
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soysauce samurai

by Chad_Broski March 6, 2023
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Samurai chopper

Very handsome and has big pp
by I like big tit July 8, 2021
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samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun
Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!
by Rahnderson April 23, 2011
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