jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

by 877372 May 16, 2009

jerk pie

Jerk pie is a derogatory name used for a person.

Jerk pie was introduced into the world when Bad Boy Rapper, Ma$e used it on his 1997 album "Harlem World" on a track entitled "Take What's Yours": Word from the wise, niggas jerk pies, we hurt them guys

James is a jerk pie.
Quit being a jerk pie Wendy.

by jerkpie July 22, 2006

lurk and jerk

To 'lurk' on someones facebook and or myspace page while masturbating vigorously.

getting some images for the spankbank.. gotta go lurk and jerk.

by eriiiiiiiiinL August 25, 2010

Jerk-Out

1. To masturbate in a strenuous way

2. A session of jerking off

I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.

by J-BAILS13 July 25, 2010

Jerk Joint

A porn theatre, like the one where Fred Willard got busted.

What's playing at the jerk joint?

Who cares, nobody's watching the screen.

by Blort Trolb July 29, 2012

Jerk-hole

A hole full of jerks. Jerk-hole. Add that one to Urban Dictionary. Oh, just did.

"MattyPatty is not being a Jerk-hole!" -MatthewPatrick13 2018

by There's Bepis, and Bepsi. January 31, 2018

Jerk Nap

Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."

Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.

by Lord Graysac June 30, 2008