John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.

by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022

jamesing the glenn

When you masturbate but want to sound cool to your friends.

I don't goon. I be jamesing my glenn some times.

Yo I'm Jamesing the glenn rn.

by Bradley Martyn's Sweaty Hat October 3, 2024

Glenn Net

When someone has abyssmal internet

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Glenn

the biggest degenerate you will meet in your life. Literal dog brain will chase a laser point if presented.

“Whats glenns problem he always seems off?”
“Idk bro”

by eljefedon October 31, 2021

The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

Glenn

A name for a man who has his own buttermilk chicken burger from wetherspoons and has a false tooth

"I'll have MY buttermilk chicken burger" said the Glenn

by Joepenis May 20, 2024

Glenn

A fucking autistic beaver

Person 1: have you seen Glenn?

Person 2: Yeah he’s a fucking autistic beaver

by Seth McDowell October 30, 2022