american bidet

Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.

Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.

by Jobungus October 3, 2023

Golden Bidet

"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.

A Golden Bidet should clean this up nicely.

by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024

Reverse Bidet

The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.

Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.

by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022

german bidet

you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish

i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet

by mph8887771111 October 28, 2021

walk in bidet

taking a shower immediately after shitting, usually caused by lack of toilet paper.

Bobby realized he was out of toilet paper mid dump, not to fear the walk in bidet is here.

by Fallout44 January 2, 2017

bideting

A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.

The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.

"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."

by kcntarte March 7, 2024

Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.

I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.

by skidooboyspoopin December 17, 2024