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Zonked

Zonked
When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021
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Zonked

Zonked-fucking zooted to another planet; high as balls; on another planet; retarded
When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.

Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021
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zonkawonkers

When a girl has such massive boobs that you have to use words unheard of.
That girl has some big ass boobs.” “Yeah man she had some zonkawonkers!”
by Shwonkabelugadonkers May 21, 2021
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zlonky

Zlonky is bad glonky.... AKA opposite of glonky as well as blonde glonky.. Therefore, feeling not the best, some would say somewhat down:(
Dude my dad was zlonky..... #bigfatbummer
I'm feeling a little zlonky. I just wanna be glonky
by BigZIsSoGlonky October 28, 2021
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Zonked

ZONKED (Adjective): Zonked is often used by 90’s babies to describe how high their intoxication level is. Just like any other drug related slang it usually is used primarily for a single substance or multiple. In this case Zonked would is most commonly used for Xanax or similar prescription pills and secondly marijuana (but not as often).
“Wow man, I just took a little bit of that Xanax bar and I am absolutely ZONKED”
by Slang Guru 69 September 27, 2021
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Zvonko

Zvonko is a Croatian Male who likes to suck dick.
But he is also straight.

Moste of the time he id very sus sround the boys.
Zvonko is always acting sus.
by DjedinBrk November 22, 2021
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Zonk

When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.
He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.
by Je.A.Vs December 2, 2021
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