Zeesh

Zeesh is the best person is the world they are often so funny, caring, helpful and the best people in the world

Zeesh is the best

by Will smith1245 November 23, 2021

Zemus

1)An ownage RuneScape player who likes to use the words "Pns" and "No u" as well as being known to have an unreliable internet connection and uses a very rare language 'moose speak' (2) Also is used to describe someone who loves to eat tortellas.

(1)(Dude1)"ffs dood!, laik i just disconnect & died at rock lobsters wif all my stoof" | "Wow, Get your net fixed you Zemus!" (2)(Guy1) "OMFG DUDE I'M HAVING A TORTELLA FOR LUNCH!" | (Guy2) "Wow, Never knew you were a Zemus"

by Jar_ February 28, 2009

bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

by mrs meister December 4, 2006

Zeus_1000

A player of Runescape. People tend to like insulting him when they see him on the game.

Hey Zeus_1000, you bastard!

by Lord of Funorb February 28, 2009

zeus

The all around perfect butt for a female

woah dude look at that zeus... wow man mad zeus alert.

by Au_glover13 April 26, 2011

Zeus

When you bang a girl so hard you get a shock from the friction, and an explosion occurs inside her. This is how the majority of women end up in wheelchairs.

You should of seen it. I Zeus the shit out of that girl last night. Then had to take her to the hospital.. she didn't make it.

by thekillertickler November 1, 2011

Zeeshan

A guy that’ll tell you he’ll marry you and string you along for 3+ years just to cheat on you. Don’t trust him

“Hey I think I really like this guy, he always says nice things to me and makes me feel good”
“Nah you wouldn’t wanna purse it, that’s a total zeeshan”

by ilikeapricots October 18, 2019