zucchini

1. A codeword used to tip off a third wheel on a date that they should ease up, as the friend that they are supporting in comfortable enough to be alone.

2. When two people going out are hanging out with a group of people and decide to take off.

3. A word used discreetly to tell a cockblocker to tone it down.

Leslie (while on a date with Jess): Wow i enjoy zucchinis. They are delicious. Alicia will you go get me a salad with extra zucchini and Italian dressing?

Alicia: *slinks away*

by aliciaisabeast June 28, 2009

zuccinnis

to go "secretly" smoke pot with friends.

Lets go pick some zuccinnis!

by Samantha Mae February 6, 2007

Zucchini Weenie

An oversized penis.

"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

The Great Zucchini

the great zucchini: only the most omnipotent vegetable ever. great served every way, for any meal, at any time of day.
loved by the high priestess of the vegetable patch; ceremonies include prostrating herself before it, etc.

Don't Fuck with The Great Zucchini just looking at it will make your legs shake and give out.

by Tron_Sucka April 5, 2006

Zucchini

A long slender fruit God created for Eve when Adam was experiencing erectile dysfunction. Since then, it has been widely marketed as the edible dildo.

Oh my God! Look at her ass! .......... Yeah, could use a zucchini up that.
Zoey loves eating zucchini, smelling zucchini, and taking it up the ass.
My wife was being a bitch, so I made her suck my dick. Then I shoved a zucchini in her mouth to shut her up.

by Panbu1 May 22, 2011

Zuccarello

The last name of someone incredibly sexy

Girl1: That guy is hot!

Girl2: He must be a Zuccarello

by Thezucc November 8, 2016

zucchini muffin

A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.

Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..

by geizilla January 5, 2014