ZOOTED BALOOTED

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

by Tata binx April 22, 2018

mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS May 11, 2018

Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020

Zoot deficiency

When you need a zoot (spliff) before your body gets sad and hates you

Holy shit Im suffering from Zoot deficiency

by Zoot deficiency October 4, 2017

Rainforest Zoot

A zoot with weed, hash and a whole bunch of kief

“yo bro do you want smoke a rainforest zoot?”

by zootedbean July 26, 2023

Scat zoot

A joint made by scraping your grinder and using little tiny bits of weed you have left

I smoked all my weed, time for a scat zoot

by dr12 January 19, 2018

Indian zoot

A zoot with mixed spices (Mixed grinded up aromatic plants)

“Hey, come join me for an Indian zoot in the garden”
“This Indian zoot i just smoked was fire”

by Tia amerena January 13, 2023