I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 3, 2021

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 12, 2024

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death I

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death I

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

The Voiceline: mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets was a reference from a viral video named Back To School Hacks with Mama Melai on YouTube, the video was about Melai Cantiveros, the Filipino star was cooking some breakfast to her kids and one kid with the uniform said, "mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets"

Here come the nuggets anak, mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

by whatthefools001 October 28, 2022