Yager

Someone who does not wipe their ass.

"Hey, I think Bartholomew doesn't wipe his ass after taking a dump. He told me he likes the way it feels."
"You're telling me he's a yager?"

by Raul_wins_72 March 16, 2021

Yougetsu no Bitches

Life of Arlindo Chicala, a boy who get no 🐱

Definition of not getting an girlfriend, lol Yougetsu no Bitches

by JustinLaboy August 19, 2021

EREN YEAGER

such an sussy little baka with abs he loves mikasa

hello eren yeager ur so hot

by cacashrekshusbundo June 22, 2021

yeagerism

An example of a frequent situation where Yeager has made stuff up, then follows along to back it up with links to all the various Internets where he can stash his supporting documentation.

Oh, you have a movie about PopRocks and Pepsi? That's such a Yeagerism!

by chornbe August 24, 2006

james yeager

A douchebag mall ninja who sells 'tactical' training courses to wannabe operators, He is probably Gecko45 himself and embellished much of his experience as a small town reserve sheriff deputy and his contractor experience in Iraq in a time when they were desperate for fodder, Yeager as the tactical master that he is ran straight to the ditch while his teammates were in the killzone taking fire, His inaction resulted in the death of 3 of his teammates.
As much as a total douchebag as he is, He still attracts thousands of groupies and has over 200k subs on his YouTube page (90% probably laughing at his ass).

Man you went full James Yeager! You didn't need to bring all that mall ninja gear to go plinking cans with a .22!

by Gecko45 October 11, 2016

Yougeyser

An individual in a service position - typically wait staff - who is unable to speak more than two sentences without using the phrase "you guys". Regardless of the gender of their audience, the phrase spouts from their mouth as an uncontrollable geyser of obsequiousness.

Waiter:
Hi you guys! Welcome to Noname's Bar and Grill. How are you guys doing? What would you guys like to start with for a beverage? Let me take a minute to tell you guys about our specials - I know you guys are just going to love them all!

Patron:
Wow, our server tonight is a total yougeyser!

by DivCaste January 7, 2013

yorgen

a man thats a little fruity sometimes has no filter takes showers with his kids and his shits is like going to a dump and dont let him drive after eating cause he will lock the windows and everything in the car when he farts and complains when they dont stink hes also kind of funny and says alot of movie phrases

thats a yorgen

by carlos juan March 24, 2017